"Darling, I look dreadful today, just dreadful—I can’t believe I’m even letting you take a picture. But alright, fine, just one. How often does this sort of thing happen, really? Now, look at this skirt. 200 pounds, yes, but it’s not just a skirt—it’s the skirt. I found it in London years ago, and let me tell you, it was love at first sight. The fabric, the way it moves—pure magic. You see this kind of thing, and you don’t hesitate, darling, you just know. Impossible not to fall in love. Trust me, it’s the sort of piece that makes you feel like the best version of yourself. And you’ll thank me for it later, I promise you that."